Friday, April 30, 2010

How To Be Annoyyyyyiiinngggg!!

the previous tips was quite dumb but hv no fear, HAZE is here! follow these simple steps and you'll be thrown outside of class in no time.

1) Enter the class somewhere 9pm or preferrable during recess. A reasonable excuse; say you were helping an old lady crossing le~ road

2) Say the same-no meaning-words again and again until u pass out or at least pretend u are, E.g

yadayadayadayadayyadyaydaydaydyaydaydyaydaydayyaydaydyadyayayayayadada....

*pass out

3) Fart in class then say it was the most shy-est girl in class did it with the most convincing face ever!

4) Sleep in chemistry lab and say it was the VALIUM that made u sleep event though there arent any.

5) Find the hottest girl and make her cry by force or any other option. when people are there and start asking. simply say that the girl was dump by YOU

well thats all. need more please dont try and ask me cause i'm changing due to SPM. HAH, I WISH! hazem will always be HAZEM!!

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